There are times when it is justified. Acknowledging the state of things and responding accordingly is not wrong, as long as we also plan to make things better. Crabgrass shows determination in pushing through all obstacles.

Pettiness does not become you. We're focused on bigger problems and bigger solutions. Rise above!

Hydrate! It may not fix the entire problem, but it will probably help, and it certainly won't hurt. Native coneflowers are medicinal and support many native pollinators.

The narcissus isn't wholly wrong -- no need to self-obsess, but it is good to know your strengths.